Spit or swallow? Spit or swallow? The pros and cons of spit vs swallow.

If you suck cock, it’s inevitable. At some point in time, your man is gonna jizz in your mouth. The question is, when that happens, what are you gonna do with the spunk? I mean, you’ve got a mouth full of spunk and nothing to do with it.

At a certain point, you’re either gonna have to spit the shit out (and good luck finding a good spot after a surprise ejaculation), or you’re gonna have to put on your big girl panties and swallow that shit down.

Personally, I say don’t let it get to that point. If it can be avoided, stop sucking before he comes and jump right on and ride ‘em cowboy. It’s much more pleasant and you get something out of it as well.

But what about Road Head? Well, if a girl is smart, she plans ahead. Don’t give me that look… you know you fantasize about sucking him off when he’s driving. It’s dangerous, don’t get me wrong. Unless he’s got balls of steel and the control of a champion, you might not want to risk it. Do you really want to explain to your parents why you have to get a steering wheel component surgically removed from your head? Didn’t think so…

Anyway, back to the point, a smart girl plans Road Head in advance. If you’re a spitter, you might want to bring along an empty 20 oz bottle. If you’re a swallower, you’ll want to have something handy to rinse your mouth out.

We suggest swallowing. For some reason the taste seems to linger when you spit it out. Maybe it’s from holding it in your mouth so long, who knows? All we do know is that even if your man’s spunk is ambrosia, it’s still spunk… get the shit out of your mouth, quick. If you don’t, we’ll tell everyone you’re an amateur porn star.

Sneak Attack Sex, the wonder that is you...

For our first edition of NTofW, we would like to discuss the phenomenon of Sneak Attack Sex, also known as SAS. Not all of us can be so lucky that we have a partner that can surprise the living hell out of us. Hell, sometimes I'm surprised he'll even put forth the effort anymore. But, I digress...

SAS is that wonderful moment when you curl up to your sleeping partner with the intention of joining them in slumber as well. Maybe they roll over when they feel your presence or maybe whatever you want to think... at a certain point, usually when you're just about to nod off a hand sneaks out of nowhere and pinches your clit. If you're a guy, her hand finds its way between your legs and she's got you by the balls.

In that one sparkling moment in time, sleep and drowsiness cease to exist, for you have just entered SAS. Now, what are you gonna do? Do you stop them? Hell, are they even awake? Might as well go with the flow... SAS is generally spectacular sex that tends to surprise your partner nearly as much as it surprises you. Khar and Nan give SAS four enthusiastic tits up. Roll with it.


Please don't forget to send it your questions! We've got things lined up for the rest of this week and all of next, but we need more to continue this gem. ;)