Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Spit or swallow? Spit or swallow? The pros and cons of spit vs swallow.

If you suck cock, it’s inevitable. At some point in time, your man is gonna jizz in your mouth. The question is, when that happens, what are you gonna do with the spunk? I mean, you’ve got a mouth full of spunk and nothing to do with it.

At a certain point, you’re either gonna have to spit the shit out (and good luck finding a good spot after a surprise ejaculation), or you’re gonna have to put on your big girl panties and swallow that shit down.

Personally, I say don’t let it get to that point. If it can be avoided, stop sucking before he comes and jump right on and ride ‘em cowboy. It’s much more pleasant and you get something out of it as well.

But what about Road Head? Well, if a girl is smart, she plans ahead. Don’t give me that look… you know you fantasize about sucking him off when he’s driving. It’s dangerous, don’t get me wrong. Unless he’s got balls of steel and the control of a champion, you might not want to risk it. Do you really want to explain to your parents why you have to get a steering wheel component surgically removed from your head? Didn’t think so…

Anyway, back to the point, a smart girl plans Road Head in advance. If you’re a spitter, you might want to bring along an empty 20 oz bottle. If you’re a swallower, you’ll want to have something handy to rinse your mouth out.

We suggest swallowing. For some reason the taste seems to linger when you spit it out. Maybe it’s from holding it in your mouth so long, who knows? All we do know is that even if your man’s spunk is ambrosia, it’s still spunk… get the shit out of your mouth, quick. If you don’t, we’ll tell everyone you’re an amateur porn star.

1 comment:

  1. Very very nice.. good to know.. i am going to carry around an empty bottle just for said occurrences. Like they say in girl scouts.."Always be prepared"...and you just never know when road head will "rear its ugly head..."

    (I know I am stupid, but hey.)

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