Saturday, September 5, 2009

Come one, come all... and please do come, long and hard...

Welcome to the Den of Depravity... where you'll get thrills and chills you never imagined. Your deepest desires and your darkest fantasies can come to life. Or your curiosity can be sated at last. Do you have a burning question? Email us and we'll be happy to answer it for you. So sit back, relax, and grab your favorite vibe... it's gonna be a bumpy ride.

Three times a week our lovely sexperts will come out and play. Twice they will offer you answers to the naughty questions you have running around in your mind. And once every week they'll share with you something naughty on their minds. So please, ask your questions, be they mild or wild, we're here to please.

Everyone's got a little (or a lot) of a freak inside. We'll show you ours if you show us yours. ;)

6 comments:

  1. So let me get this straight:

    You want our freak flags to fly...

    Well mine is up just waiting for a reply.

    Can't wait to see what you have in store for us.

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  2. Definitely. Get those freak flags out and wave them proudly! We'll all sing Adena Howard while we're at it. In fact, that can be our new anthem. ;)

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  3. LMFAO!! This blog is pure WIN!!!!

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  4. Sitting front row center with my ponytails and kneesocks and two shiny apples for the teachers. LMFAO

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  5. I love the pair of you.
    Questions will be cumming your way.

    (i couldn't resist, and you love it)

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