Water sports… because conserving the Earth’s valuable resources is everyone’s responsibility, so why not have fun while you’re at it?

Shower sex. Yum, fucking, yum. Or even better, outside in the rain. Can’t you feel the water beating down on your naked flesh? Feels nice, doesn’t it? And your man is there, right behind you, caressing your body. His hands are roaming over your skin, following the trails of water straight to your sex. And well… if you don’t know what to do from there, we don’t know how to fucking help you.

Water play is most certainly fun. And you save a little water while you’re at it. Maybe. Probably. Yeah, because if he was that fucking horny, he’d have taken the time to rub one out in the shower. At least now you’ve saved 15 minutes of running water. You’ve done your green duty of the day. And you even got something out of it.

Just be careful, shower sex can sometimes lead to unfortunate accidents. All that ceramic and all that tile being wet = possibility of disaster. We suggest making sure you have a bath mat if you’re making whoopee in the shower. That will cut down on the chances of you falling and cracking your head open.

And a side note on having sex in the rain… in the movies they make it look fun, even sexy. That might be true, if you’re having sex in a warm, gentle shower. It’s not going to be so fun or sexy if it turns into a cold, wet downpour.

We give water sports 4 tits up. Have you noticed that we either really like stuff or we really don’t. At least we aren’t wishy-washy. Anyway… all tits considered, be green.