Q&A Week 1, Part 1

To The Depraved Den,

There has been alot of talk about The Angry Dragon lately and I would like to know,

Is the Angry Dragon any relation to having milk shoot out of your nose, i'll be a very distant cousin, and if so....how exactly does the man get the woman to laugh or choke to get the spunk to funk out of the nostrils?

Yours sincerely

TSO xxx


Khar says: Oh wow, like many other mythical creatures, the "Angry Dragon" is a bit of a mystery to most. Many whom have tried to discover the truth about it have failed horribly, others whom have witnessed it first hand are entirely too traumatized to tell the tale. Fortunately, I've been lucky enough to know someone and their (now former) partner with first-hand experience.

Angry Dragons can be produced in numerous ways, but essentially what you need to do is cut off the air flow the moment the jizz is shot in the mouth, because then it will have nowhere to go but up and out. There are so many different ways to cause that, many of which will likely get you arrested. The two most common circulated methods are a smack to the back of the head or a karate chop to the throat. Both will work on cutting off the air flow and the cum will come out of the nostrils, but the man will risk accidental semi-castration because of the physical force (which wouldn't be pretty, having your dick bitten off) and a charge of assault on a female.

A less violent way of producing an Angry Dragon, is simply thrusting your hips forward hard when you're cumming, ramming the dick down the throat and making them gag. This has other potential consequences, which is a completely different phenomena (sometimes known as the 'firebreathing dragon') but will ultimately possibly produce an angry dragon. This is usually the most common way Angry Dragons are created, occasionally by accident.

It is speculated that if a man aims at the right angle when he shoots his load, if he points his dick up, that you can possibly produce an angry dragon without any violent or demeaning tactics. While maybe it's possible, I wouldn't say it was probable, because what girl would honestly allow you to angle your dick at an angle to intentionally shoot it out of their nose?

Angry dragons aren't pleasant. Having anything go up and our your nostrils is painful, just like when you choke and liquid comes out. Remember how it felt last time you had a liquid come flying out your nostrils, and then imagine it being a gooey slime. Yeah, not fun.

So yes, Angry Dragons may be in the same family as choking on a drink and it coming out of your nostrils, but you won't recover from an angry dragon as quickly as you would milk. People are emotionally scarred from that. My friend, who shall remain nameless, has never sucked a dick again. The man who pulled the angry dragon on her? Not a fan of head anymore, not after her jaw locked down on his dick and the teeth dug in. Angry dragons ruin oral sex. What type of life is that? *le sigh*



Nan says: I would think yes, it’s very similar to shooting milk through your nose. Think about when you accidentally breathe while taking a drink of something. When the liquid goes down your air pipe it causes you to choke. When you choke, whatever air you have in your lungs forces its way up to get the liquid out.

During an Angry Dragon, the woman (or man, if that’s your thing) is performing oral sex. The receiver would then hit the giver on the back of the head just as he, the receiver, is about to come. The blow to the back of the head would probably cause you to suck in a breath, because who the hell wouldn’t be surprised to get hit in the back of the head? Anyway, this causes the choking, or gagging, reflex.

On a side note - I would imagine, since your ear canal, nasal passage, and throat are all connected that if there was enough spunk, it could possibly come out of your ears too. But that would have to be a lot, and I do mean a LOT of spunk. You’d probably choke first. I don’t suggest trying it.



Conclusion: Yep. Angry Dragon = bad in our book. Woe to the man who tries to fucking surprise us. We’re prepared for you now fuckers.






a burning question…

When giving head, I want to know if it is true that you can get the shit to taste better by having the man drink a lot of pineapple juice...I think I heard that some where...Hell I would have him drink piss if it would change the taste.


I Love this...can't wait to come up with more...

My own personal Dr. Ruths...ha ha ha

Love ya both,

Jenny



Khar says: Every mans taste is unique. Many women report finding men that have no taste at all (what wouldn't I give to find one of them?), but I think those men might simply be another mythical creature. There are numerous things that effect the taste of jizz, including diet, health, and how much he gets off. A man's fifth jizz of the day is going to taste different than his first. To get technical for a moment, the average ejaculation consists mostly of protein, citric acid, fructose (aka sugar), sodium/chloride (aka salt). Yeah, sounds a bit like a multivitamin, huh? There are other smaller amounts of chemicals in jizz, like ammonia, ascorbic acid, calcium, carbon dioxide, cholesterol, and creatine, but the first set is basically what gives the salty somewhat bitter taste that is commonly associate with spunk.

There are foods and drinks that can slightly improve the taste. Sugary fruits (Pineapple, melon, mango, ect) and leafy green vegetables are safe bets (avoid high-sulfur veggies). Drinking a shitload of water helps flush the system, and yes Jenny.... Pineapple Juice is WIN with altering the taste to make it slightly better. Basically, more sugar, less sulfur is the way to go.

However, no matter what you do, jizz is jizz. It's not candy, it's goddamn spunk. It's never going to taste pretty, but it won't kill you ;)



Nan says: There are a lot of things that change the way our bodily secretions smell or taste. For example, if you eat a lot of onions, or drink a lot of beer and then sweat a lot, you would smell like either onions or beer. The same would hold true for other secretions as well. Semen, saliva, vaginal fluids, sweat, etc… all are affected by our diet.

Things that contain a lot of chemicals or preservatives would make semen taste bitter. Like cigarettes. Semen from a smoker won’t taste like semen from a non-smoker. The only problem is that most of these changes would have to be long-term diet changes for you to really have the desired affect.

Pineapple juice is just one of the many different things you can do to improve the taste of your own secretions… because yes ladies, it works on you too. Other options include eating peppermint before fellatio. Not only will he enjoy the tingling sensations caused by the menthol against his skin, but it might mask the flavor of the semen as well. For further reading, I suggest you read this article: http://ezinearticles.com/?Sperm-Taste---10-Simple-Tips-For-Better-Tasting-Semen&id=164106



Conclusion: So there you have it. Sure you can make the spunk taste good, but when it all boils down to it, it’s still spunk. Pineapple juice is win, make your husband drink it everyday… not because you want to slob the knob, but just in case it happens by accident… and nothing is worse than a surprise jizzing… especially when it’s in your throat.