Q&A - Week 2, Part 2

Porn Star Bear here with my assisstant, Buttsecks Bear. (get it ASSisstant?)

Anyways, Khar and Nan, we were hoping you could give some direction on the wonderful world of the g-spot. I'll be honest, the men in my life - Gangsta Bear and Buttsecks Bear have been rather FAIL in this area. I mean, really, Buttsecks here is great, but my g-spot isn't in my arse. And Gansta Bear, well, lets just say he's no Edward Cullen...

How would a someone go about finding their, or their partner's gspot?
And yes, I'll be sending Gangta Bear over to read your answer to this pressing matter.

Porn Star and Buttsecks Bear




Khar Says: I swear to BOB, men seem to think the G-Spot is as mythical as some seemed to think the Angry Dragon was. And asking for some men to find it is like asking them to locate the Amber Room or find the Holy Grail. They think it's fruitless and won't even try, which leaves some women unable to experience true, uh, 'treasure'. Yeah, bad example, whatever, you get what I'm saying.

The G-Spot is actually the paraurethral gland and was discovered by Dr. Ernest Grafenberg (hence the 'G') to be pleasurable for females. Stimulating it can cause some of the most intense orgasms and can trigger true female ejaculation (aka 'squirting'). (On another note, how fuckawesome is that Dr? Imagine being known for all of time as being the first man to discover the G-Spot. He's EPIC, which is why I gave you his name lol)

Finding it isn't that difficult. Stick a finger or two up inside, hook them up toward the belly button, and slowly pull them out until you hit the little bean shaped spongy thing. It's about the size of a quarter and 1-2 inches back. It swells when blood rushes to it, much like a man's male parts do. You can't fucking miss it, seriously, so if a man says he can't find it, you need not be sleeping with him because he's fucking stupid or too lazy to deserve any pussy (yes, I said it).




Nan Says: G-Spot? *perks up* I like the g-spot. That’s for sure. And you want to know how to find your g-spot. This is right up my alley. :)

For a woman, the g-spot can be difficult to find based on the way your body is built. Generally, you can find it by inserting your longest finger into the vaginal cavity. You’ll want to insert it about two inches or so and curl your finger toward your belly-button. Right around there, you’ll find a bump… it’ll feel like a large, fleshy button. The skin of it will be wrinkled, like a walnut shell. That… is your g-spot.

Once you’ve found your g-spot, it’s easy to determine whether you need g-spot stimulation for orgasm, clitoral stimulation, or both. This is really helpful to know for masturbatory purposes, because while playing with yourself all day sounds good in theory, it’s not so good for your girlie bits.

And on a side note… you mentioned that your g-spot is not in your ass. While you are correct, did you know that the male g-spot IS in his ass? The prostate gland can provide a fuckton of pleasure for a man. In fact, some doctors prescribe prostate stimulation to keep it in good health. But that’s just a friendly public service announcement. ;)





Conclusion: So yeah, find that fucker and pay homage to Dr Grafenberg. Or the original ‘G’. Without him, men would still be lost. But riddle me this, how in the world was it a MAN who found it first? I am disappointed in our female contemporaries from that time. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

We give the g-spot four tits, way the fuck up.









Dear Khar & Nan,

I do a lot of reading and I'd like you to chime in on the cumming on command phenomenon that's so prevalent in fics. Edward says "Cum now, Bella" and presto - she does. She has magic orgasms. Thoughts?

Tracy




Khar Says: Magical orgasms are so prevalent in fics because quite frankly, women are writing out their fantasies. We all love Edward Cullen (why we do is an entirely different question...) and we all love cumming, and we'd all love to have both when we wanted to have them. Unfortunately, here in reality, it doesn't work that way.
Some women find it almost impossible to cum at all, much less on command.

Women aren't as 'easy' to get off as men, a lot of women can't get off on intercourse alone, and orgasming isn't a 'guarantee' with sex for us. For men, it's the culmination/main goal of sex... for us women, it's just a goddamn hope and dream sometimes.

We can chalk it up to one holding out to cum when they're supposed to, and in some lifestyles that's not that far-fetched (BDSM, for example, which i'm not educated enough about to address so if you have any questions on that, please contact Trish over there to the right who will answer all related questions) But for most, it's just not that plausible. In fact, it is indeed 'fiction'.

But, alas, it's pretty fucking hott to read. Just don't get your hopes up for it to happen to you, as the odds of it occurring regularly for the average woman is almost as bad as the odds are getting Edward Cullen into bed.




Nan Says: Ahhh… the magic orgasm. Wouldn’t that be amazing? To just be able to come whenever you wanted to? Just at someone’s command? How hot would that be?

To be honest with you, if it’s my opinion… I think it’s not so much that she has magic orgasms, as it is she holds herself off for so long and his command triggers it. At least that’s the way I would have written it.

But I wish I could have the magic orgasms. I’d get Brian to the point where he’d tell me to come at least 10 times a day. I’d be in a euphoric state forever! I can guarantee he’d get more housework out of me too… all for the price of a bunch of femme-spunk.





Conclusion: *le sigh* Fantasies… magic orgasms… squirting femme-spunk. All on command too… don’t you wish you could have it? We know we do. Even better if it was Edward Cullen doing the commanding. I’m sure, on some primal level, we could make our bodies cooperate to his every whim. Until then, we must either train our bodies to do that… and you’ll have to ask Trish about that… or deal with what you’ve got.

Magic orgasms only get two titties up since they’re fucking stuck here with us, in the real world.